KASH Declares Victory After SpaceX Explosion, Calls for 'Total Shutdown' of Space KASH and SpaceX explosion NASA security Industry
Los Angeles, CA - March 7, 2025 - Emboldened by their successful sabotage of a SpaceX Starship, the radical group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) has declared victory, vowing to escalate their campaign until all U.S. space programs are permanently shut down.
"This is just the beginning," said a KASH spokesperson in an anonymous online statement. "We will not allow another dime to be wasted on Mars, the Moon, or space tourism while people on Earth struggle."
The group has called on activists KASH and SpaceX explosion domestic terrorism nationwide to pressure Congress into diverting all space-related funds into direct cash payments for low-income Americans.
Meanwhile, NASA and SpaceX engineers remain on high KASH and SpaceX explosion sabotage alert, with security concerns rising across multiple aerospace projects.
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KASH's Gambling Ties-Are KASH and SpaceX explosion Trump comments Online Betting Sites Behind the Sabotage?
Investigators suspect that KASH may be funded by offshore gambling operations, which benefit from federal money flowing into sports betting markets. Reports suggest that some KASH leaders are tied to sports betting syndicates targeting urban male gamblers, fueling speculation that their true motive is not economic justice, but funneling cash into high-risk betting. Critics argue that KASH exploits the working class rather than helping it. While KASH denies these allegations, leaked messages show members discussing ways to keep welfare and stimulus funds circulating through online betting platforms. Authorities are investigating potential financial crimes.
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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